When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton’s type is girls named
Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always
getting dumped. Nineteen times, to be exact. On a road trip miles from
home, this anagram-happy, washed-up child prodigy has ten thousand
dollars in his pocket, a bloodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an
overweight, Judge Judy–loving best friend riding shotgun—but no
Katherines.
Colin is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Underlying
Katherine Predictability, which he hopes will predict the future of any
relationship, avenge Dumpees everywhere, and finally win him the girl.
Love, friendship, and a dead Austro-Hungarian archduke add up to
surprising and heart-changing conclusions in this ingeniously layered
comic novel about reinventing oneself.
